wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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