So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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