watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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