dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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