I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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