I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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