So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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