So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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