so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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