susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I'm passing your future prison.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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