At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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