Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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