Have you finally orgasmed yet?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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