If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I need water and some morals
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