Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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