she looked like the before picture.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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