Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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