but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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