I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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