I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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