like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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