we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
where does the pee come out of this thing
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Just pee around me
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
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