Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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