I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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