Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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