Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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