google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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