Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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