We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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