I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
