Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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