Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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