Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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