Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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