Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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