Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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