Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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