Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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