Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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