Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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