no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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