Walk of Shame. In a state park.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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