the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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