plz talk dirty to me
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
So apparently I’m into choking now
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