I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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