just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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