I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
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