dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
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I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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