i need an iv and a liver transplant
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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