Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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