She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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