...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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