Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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