I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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